Sunday, June 27, 2010

stereo types

Found this in tumblr, DAMN cool.. LOL
*anyway i will BOLD and the WORDS will be bigger , those that sounded quite like who i'm huh.. :) *
[and most of the word i don't understand] so no bold and the words will be smaller for that, *my English SUCKS*

If you hate stereotypes and you think people should just shut up and stop, pick the sterotype that fits you.


I’m EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I’m a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun. 
I’M SKINNY, so I MUST be bulimic or anorexic.
I’m JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke grass. 
I’m ASIAN, so I MUST be smart.
I’m NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I’m JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I’m GAY, so I MUST have AIDS. 
I’m a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I’m ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist. 
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I’m RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I’m an ATHEIST, so I MUST hate the world. 
I DON’T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST be “evil” and not have any morals.
I’m REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I’m DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I’m SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash. 
I TAKE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I’m IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I’m INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I’m NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I’m a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I’m a DANCER, So i must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore. 
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I’m a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs. 
I’m YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I’m RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob. 
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I’m BLONDE, so I MUST be a stupid ditz
I’m a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I’m CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I’m MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I’m NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I’m a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I’m POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I’m ITALIAN, so I must be in the Mob.
I’m EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST 
I’m PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A’S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention. 
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I’m INTO THEATER ∧ ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I’m a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist. 
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be sleeping with them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.
I have BIG BOOBS, so I MUST be a whore.
I’m COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer. 
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I’m RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I’m GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi. 
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I’m BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I’m PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I’m SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I’m POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I’m HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I’m PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I’m a STONER so i MUST be going in the wrong direction 
I’m a VIRGIN so i MUST be prude.
I’m STRAIGHT EDGE so i must be violent.
I’m a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I’m BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid. 
I’m BI so I MUST think every girl i see is hot.
I’m ASIAN so I MUST have a small willy.
I’m a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so i MUST be fat.
I’m SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I’m ASIAN so i must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7 
I’m CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I’m MIXED so i must be SEXY 
I listen to MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE, so I MUST be a scene kid.
I’m MUSLIM so i MUST be covered up at all times 
I’m STRAIGHT, WHITE, AND FEMALE, so I MUST be closed minded.
I’m in ORCHESTRA/BAND, so i MUST be a dork.
I’m BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I’m MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I’m BRITISH so I MUST be a snobb and love tea

"NOT MYSELF TONIGHT"

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